chemicals for happy living!

Anne discovered this little ditty: J&D's Bacon Salt. Yes, it's salt that tastes like bacon, but is zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian, and kosher! I haven't tried it yet (we have to find it first), but believe it could be chemical nirvana. It comes in orginal, peppered, hickory, and natural flavors. I'm wondering what is different between "original" and "natural."

If that's not enough for you, they also have "spreadable" bacon - they call it "Baconnaise" - basically it is bacon flavored mayonnaise. While you may think that this is a heart attack in a bottle, they go to great lengths to show how regular mayonnaise is deadlier. I think we'll have to give these a try...